He's becoming a firm West Ham favourite out in east London - as a fearless, world-class defender with a true, nowadays, rare sense of appreciation and loyalty in professional football; as emphasised by his recent snub of big boys Liverpool to become a permanent Hammer (at least for four years). Herita Ilunga, 27, has already scored a lot of the...

Submitted by Dwain.Lucktung

Can anyone tell me the address of Aislinn Simpson of the Daily Telegraph? For Aislinn is the winner of 'The Biggest Non-Story of The Week' award, a fictitious award for fictitious news stories. "London Marathon organisers 'could be forced to divert route over Tamil protest", ran Simpson's headline on the Daily Telegraph's London Marathon...

Submitted by Richard.Lemmer

Panic on the streets of London. Panic on the streets of Cancun. Swine flu is causing panic all over the world, the aporkalypse is here!Well, maybe not quite, but the threat of a global pandemic caused by a new strain of flu is understandably getting people hot under the collar, and with around 168 people dead in Mexico, it is of course always...

Submitted by Kevin E.G. Perry

President Obama may be about to enter his first real pickle since taking office on January 20. Obama's first hundred days - an admittedly strange benchmark which all new presidents are judged by - will most likely be remembered for such historic things as the planned closure of Guantanamo Bay, extending a (recipocrated) hand to Cuba ( and even...

Submitted by Russell.Myrie